Adventures in Suburbia: The Fuse Bead
January 25, 2008 at 11:12 am | Posted in essay, twins | 10 CommentsTags: motherhood, twins
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It’s a typical Thursday at 3pm. I’ve chopped my bell peppers, onions, garlic and a jalapeno for tonight’s chili. My kids and a neighbor boy are sitting at the table playing with fuse (Perler) beads. When all of a sudden my son comes to me in somewhat of a panic and says,
“I put a bead in my nose and it’s stuck”.
Me: WHAT?!?
Son: I put a bead in my nose and I can’t get it out!
Me: (giggling) Blow like this. (Now you have to picture me blowing my nose with no tissue and “liquid” flying out)
Me: (holding one of his nostrils down) Blow.
Me: (still holding down the opposite nostril) Blow Again.
Me: Blow harder.
My son continues to blow his nose.
Me: (to the neighbor boy) Okay Liam, time to go home.
Son: (now crying) It’s not coming out!
Me: (giggling) Why did you put a bead in your nose?
Son: (crying) Hannah told me to.
Me: (thinking) You’ve got to be kidding me. You are five years old!
Me: (to dear daughter) Hannah, please get daddy’s flashlight for me.
A couple of minutes of nose blowing and still no bead. I can see it. But I’ve just cut a jalapeno and onion and my fingers are spicy and would likely burn if they the inside of his nose or eyes. I try with tweezers for a moment, but then stop because I am too scared that I will push the bead up further into his nose.
Me: (thinking) Crap, time to go to Urgent Care.
Me: Get your shoes, we have to go to the hospital.
Son: (still crying) NO!!!
A couple more minutes of determined nose blowing passes. We really don’t want to go to the hospital. He now has a tissue. I’ve turned off the stove with the pot of chili. Purse in hand. One more try…
Me: The bead! I think you got it!
A frantic search of the floor and no bead, it’s still up there. One more blow and…out comes the bead.
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Now I know that my son can blow out a bead faster than he can pass a quarter, but that’s another story.
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